I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

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