- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

women have rights

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

What is White over Black? Society.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A russian gives away vodka.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

I am on a escalator.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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