- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Johan showering. . . AWK

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Knock knock. Come in.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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