Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Your mother is a man.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Anti-joke.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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