What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

My butt!!!!

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

A blind man walks into a bar

I'm banging your sister.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Heartlight

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Potato.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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