Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Hi.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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