two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Dani barton= lovely

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

I'm off to my tank guys!

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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