What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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:O + :P = 69

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Smart Blondes

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what happens during a climax apples

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

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