what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Hippopatomous!

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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