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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

A jew go out of a bar

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Period Blood

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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