Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Women's Sports

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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That didn't hurt.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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