Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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