- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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