- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What did the clock say? The time.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

your a towel.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I like to eat people

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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