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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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