How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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no

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Ouch.

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Ha

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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