Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Where is my tractor?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Sorry boss

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Cows go moo.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Potato.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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