Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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