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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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