Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

knock, knock. come in.

women playing football?

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Black people. They are so kind.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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