How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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women outside of the kitchen

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Potato

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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