Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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