- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Potato.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Cows go moo.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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