Which one is hardest?

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Canada

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Nobody cares.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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knock knock go away ok

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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