How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Cows go moo.

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My butt!!!!

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Potato.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Japan called... They need help.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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women have rights

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Anti Joke

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