What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What's up? A direction...

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Poop

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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I like hats XD!

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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