- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Black people. They are so kind.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

Alex Eggbert

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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