what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What time is it? 10:58

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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These might be offensive Events: * The Black Plague * The Columbine High-School Massacre * The Enron Scandal * The Great Depression * Hurricane Katrina * The Iraq War * Krakatoa * Mt. Vesuvius * September 11 2001 * Titanic * World War I and II People: * Adolf Hitler * Al Capone * Attila the Hun * Blackbeard * Caligula * Charles Manson * Ed Gein * Elizabeth Bathory * Idi Amin * Ivan the Terrible * Jeffery Dahmer * Josef Fritzl * Josef Mengele * Joseph Stalin * Kim Il-sung * The Ku Klux Klan * Nero * Osama bin Laden * Pol Pot * Saddam Hussein * The Taliban * Torquemada * Vlad the Impaler Diseases: * AIDS * Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis * Bubonic Plague * Cholera * Chronic Diarrhea * Cystic Fibrosis * Dysentery * Ebola Virus * Gonorrhea * Herpes * Leprosy * Mad Cow * Malaria * Necrotizing Fasciitis * Polio * Rabies * Scurvy * Smallpox Films: * Antichrist * Audition * August Underground's Mordum * Blue Velvet * The Boy in the Striped Pajamas * Cannibal Holocaust * Goodbye Uncle Tom * Gummo * Happiness * Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer * I Spit On Your Grave * Irreversible * Men Behind the Sun * Mysterious Skin * Once Were Warriors * Requiem for a Dream * Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom * Schindler's List * Taxi Driver * Vase de Noces Misc: * Alcoholism * Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders * Arson * Bestiality * Cannibalism * Capital punishment * Castration * Child abuse * Colonoscopies * Coprophilia/phagia * Drug abuse/addiction * Electric torture * The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned * Genocide * Human sacrifice * Losing one's favorite childhood toy * Mustard gas * Necrophilia * Neo-Nazism * One's grandmother dying * Pedophilia * Racism * Rape * Religious intolerance * Stillborn babies * Suicide * Walking on broken glass * Working on weekends Peter1-8

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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