http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Alex Eggbert

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Chayton

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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