AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Cows go moo.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Knock Knock Come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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whats 2+2? 4

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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