- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Wats a joke?

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

I saw a shovel once.

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Where's my shotgun

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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