What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

whats 2+2? 4

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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