- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

I have no ideas.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??