- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

i eat poop

FAP

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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