look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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I am on a escalator.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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