- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you know what they say? Words

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

The Irish man was sober.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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