- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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