- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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