- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

i'm not gay

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