Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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space is fun

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why did I get raped

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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