Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What abou three times

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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