Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Your social life

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

marshal sterio had sex

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Where's my tractor?

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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