Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Where's my tractor?

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Does this napkin chloroform?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Homework.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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