If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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