- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

fack me!

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A child with cancer grows up.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Garry Glitters on here

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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