- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Knock Knock Yes?

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How did the girl die? 25.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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