- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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