- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Gadaffi

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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