- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

No it isn't.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Hippopatomous!

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Woman's rights

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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