- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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