Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Womens rights

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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asparagus

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What's up? A direction...

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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