why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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