- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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