Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Six million.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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