- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why? Because!

The penn state football administration

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Woman's rights.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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