How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Women's Sports

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Nobody cares.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A blind man walks into a bar

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The Irish man was sober.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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