A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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