A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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