Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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