A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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