Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Woman's Rights

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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