- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

i eat poop

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

My mom caught me masturbating.

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