- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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