How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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