- Anti Joke

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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