Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Women.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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this is a joke

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A black guy with his family.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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