How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Jared Gough is a slut

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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