- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Pickles

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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