A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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penis hehehehe

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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