- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you say? I don't know.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Two women were sitting quietly.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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