- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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