A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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math test 2=2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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