What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

The 19th Amendment

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

Women's Rights

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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