Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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