- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

What's 9+10=? 19

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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