Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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