Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Christians pornstars.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Sorry boss

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Penis

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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