- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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