Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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