69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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