- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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