Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Potato

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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