- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Six million.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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