- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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