- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Society.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Where's my tractor?

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A jew go out of a bar

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