What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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