THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Kah-________-

The 13th Amendment...

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

It smells like triangles in here.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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