Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Penis-Pump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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