- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Joay impistato is a fig

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Justin Beiber

Six million.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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