Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

The Holocaust

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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