- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

No. Yes.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Can you see this brett? Connor

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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