- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Gabe Mercado

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Women

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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