Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

don't look behind you

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Woman's rights.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Nice weather we're having.

Women's rights.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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