- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Why? Because!

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