- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A British man walks into a dental office.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How did the girl die? 25.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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