- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

hi. thats what she said.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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