how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Six million.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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asparagus

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