What's 9+10=? 19

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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