What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Dani barton= lovely

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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