a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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whats better than 24................. 25

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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