Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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fabien

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Sorry boss

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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