What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A black guy with his family.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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LOL May Wong

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Nothing yet CC

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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Thanks

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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