how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

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