- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

A British man walks into a dental office.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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