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Where's my shotgun

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Hi my name is Jim

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

I saw a shovel once.

Poop

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

brian mcgee is gay!

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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