zebras

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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