- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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