- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

you will now laugh.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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