- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A blind man walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why was Timmy sad?

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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