How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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George Bush.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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I am on a escalator.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Gadaffi

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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