- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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