A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

guess what chicken butt

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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