A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Meow.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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