- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

I know a black girl named beyonca.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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