Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Ham sandwich

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Are you a human?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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