- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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