How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what is stupid and reading this you

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops