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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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