Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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a man walks into horse bar

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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