Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Christopher Walken to a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Penis-Pump

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Gadaffi

thumb_up thumb_down +33

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops