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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird