What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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