Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Garry Glitters on here

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

PENlS.

Nice weather we're having.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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