Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

maddie latino

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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