Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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