- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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