- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

women have rights

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

How much did the Holla Cost?

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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