What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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ballsack

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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hello

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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hey bill!

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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