- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the clock say? The time.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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