What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Alt F4

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Anti Joke

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