A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why did I get raped

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Where is my tractor?

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Sorry boss

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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twilight

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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