What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What's up? A direction...

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Poop

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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I like hats XD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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