- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What's up? A direction...

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

black people

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??