Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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alston wang

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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