Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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