- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

wanna hear a joke? not really

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Woman's rights.

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