Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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womens rights to vote

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Do you need any assistance?

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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