A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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man boobs

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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dislike this...please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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NASCAR

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Anti Joke

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