Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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guess what chicken butt

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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